RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My Sexting was not on an AP level
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
