I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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