idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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