Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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