Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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