Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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