She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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