is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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