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As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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