yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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