the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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