I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Randomize
