I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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