At least make sure they are 18
Why
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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