Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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