pedialite and red bull = repair kit
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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