You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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