Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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