Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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