i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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