That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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