Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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