what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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