gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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