is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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