It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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