Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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