i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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