whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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