i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
well you can't waste a boner
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
