Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Life without a bra equals bliss.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
