ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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