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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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