If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
he shaved USA in his pubs
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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