Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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