Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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