Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Your cock deserves a montage
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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