i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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