glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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