would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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