Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Randomize
