That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
More tranny stories later!
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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