I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
Randomize