Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
