SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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