My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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