i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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