did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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