what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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