You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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