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(513): View more from Ohio

so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.

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(818): View more from California

The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".

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(310): View more from California

He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.

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(205): View more from Alabama

just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.

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(817): View more from Texas

I really wanna talk..

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if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down

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(301): View more from Maryland

Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.

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(513): View more from Ohio

he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.

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(315): View more from New York

He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!

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