U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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