then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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