dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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